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  • Jul. 10th, 2009 at 5:01 PM
Reposted from [info]skygoesgrey:


I Used To Be Straight



i'm lighting votive candles
for the straight girls of america
lying on mattresses in their boyfriends'
loft apartments, posing naked for
their brilliant artist boyfriends, or otherwise
inspiring them to new levels of straight boy
genius, smoking cigarettes with each other
as they bitch about their sadly
tortured boyfriends, so proud
they've got a boy to bitch about.
i'm lighting votive candles
for the straight girls of america
because they'll never get the oscars
they deserve. and every now and then
i catch my ghost astride a cock that wasn't
even paying, hearing him ask
do you ever think of being with a woman?
and i'd seen enough pornography to
know the proper answer to send him
sifting through his brain like a little
black book, landing on the one
who used to watch her roommate
masturbate in boarding school.
she said i reminded her of
the mother she never met,
and i fell in love with her on
railroad tracks wishing he'd go away,
fell in love with her in his bedroom
wishing i was any place else
and she apologized for her body
when she saw my cunt as bare
as a brand, apologized like she hadn't
been paying attention and let some
important lesson pass her by.
and give me insults, give me
economic discrimination, give me
the darkened parking lot of a
windowless queer bar, give me
fleets of bigots and books banned
in libraries across america, feed the world
with lies about my life and plop a second
helping of oppression on my plate
and thank you for not making me straight.

straight girls of america, i am lighting
votive candles for your ignored and
misused clitorises, burning my draft card
for the war between the sexes,
but will be your soldier still.
i will escort you to abortionists
till the end of time, my bible-bruised
body braced against the door, i will
be joan of arc for you, madonna
and janet jackson, the voices in my head
pushing me ever into battle.
straight girls of america, i am
lighting votive candles in the church
of self-righteous condescension.
but sisters,
i've been there.

-- Michelle Tea, The Beautiful: Collected Poems
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the listener: the chinatown episode

  • Jul. 10th, 2009 at 2:00 PM
Have you seen The Listener? It's a relatively new NBC drama about a guy who has the power to read minds, and uses his special gift to help people blah blah blah. I was flipping channels last night and came across it, and last night's show just happened to be a repeat of The Chinatown Episode.You know what I'm talking about. Every legal or cop drama eventually gets around to the Chinatown
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Extreme boredom

  • Jul. 10th, 2009 at 5:50 PM


Was bored, so I decided to put on some of my gear and wear it.  There's a flak jacket under that vest.  And civilian attire under that flak jacket :-)

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Camera help!

  • Jul. 10th, 2009 at 5:47 PM
So I'm trying to decide which DSLR to buy:

Nikon D60 ($650)
Canon Rebel T1i ($875)

BOth cameras include lenses. I don't know if the extra money is worth it for the Canon. They also have a Canon XSi for $750 but they only have it in Grey, and I think it looks ugly.

Thoughts? Thanks in advance.
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6/365 & 7/365

  • Jul. 10th, 2009 at 4:57 PM
went camping with my family this past evening & had a great time :]]

+2! )

 
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Jul. 10th, 2009

  • 5:48 PM
I just woke up from a longish nap and I have the most awful kink in my neck. It's really sore and I've tried stretching it, doing head rotations and other exercises, and it just does not want to stop hurting.

TQC, how can I make this kink gtfo of my neck???
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Jul. 10th, 2009

  • 10:55 PM
What fictional character would you LEAST want to bump into on the street?
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CNTM: The top three talk.

  • Jul. 10th, 2009 at 5:26 PM

 
Returning to the city where it all began -- and staying at the same hotel they called home no less -- was a surreal experience for the three remaining finalists on Canada's Next Top Model.

Back in Toronto to do media interviews in advance of next Tuesday's season finale, Linsay, Meaghan and Nikita spent a night at the Soho Metropolitan where they lived during the duration of the competition three months earlier. They didn't expect to be so overcome with emotions.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? )

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Tuska Open Air Metal Festival (Tuska meaning pain, agony), is the largest music festival dedicated only to metal and related styles of music in the Nordic countries. It takes place in Kaisaniemi park in the middle of Helsinki, Finland.

There are three stages at Tuska: Inferno, Sue, and the main stage, Radio Rock. This year, about 28,000 people attended over three days

SEE INCREDIBLE VIDEOS FROM THE FESTIVAL HERE

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Jul. 10th, 2009

  • 2:53 PM
Do your top teeth or your bottom teeth do all the work when you bite into an apple?



I've been having an apple a day (hurrr) for about a month and I just noticed this week that my lower jaw must do all the work because my gums behind my front bottom teeth are SO sore.
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Jul. 10th, 2009

  • 4:48 PM
Would you wear a t-shirt that says "Sweet Niblets!"?

Do you think Trey Parker and Matt Stone were accurate when they suggested Disney is in the business of selling subliminal sex?
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CBC asks for help

  • Jul. 10th, 2009 at 5:45 PM
Who was the little girl in this interview?

"Would you like to go to the moon?" CBC reporter Walt Lacosta asks a young girl in this charming 1969 interview.

"Yes," she responds without hesitation.

When questioned if she thinks she'll ever make it there, the young girl smiles and responds with a simple "no."

"Why not?" Lacosta asks.

"Because I'm not a boy," she says says shyly but definitively.


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Crazy Person Talk Radio

  • Jul. 10th, 2009 at 4:43 PM
Direct quote: "When I hear someone say that they're an atheist, when I hear that word, I immediately ask them, 'so just what religion are you?'"



Actually the sentence made sense in context. It is just too much fun out of context to pass up.
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David Arquette to live in box.

  • Jul. 10th, 2009 at 5:35 PM

NEW YORK -- David Arquette is going to live in a box in New York City to raise money for the hungry.

The 37-year-old actor plans to stay in a Plexiglas box above the Madison Square Garden marquee on Tuesday and Wednesday to raise $250,000 for Feeding America, the nation's largest domestic hunger relief charity. He'll stay in the box each day for about eight hours.

Donations can come on site or through text messages or a Facebook page set up by Mars Inc., the company that makes Snickers candy bars.

A Mars spokesman says Arquette will eat during his two-day stay in the plastic enclosure.

Arquette starred in the "Scream" movie franchise.

 

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Harry Potter fans can download for free and enjoy never before seen footage from the highly anticipated film Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince and a Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince App.

Making its worldwide debut today is an exclusive podcast titled "Being Me Has Its Privileges" from the upcoming theatrical release, hosted by Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter), Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley) and Emma Watson (Hermione Granger. In their continuing search for the retrieval and destruction of Voldemort’s Horcruxes, Dumbledore takes Harry on a dangerous venture into an unknown cave where he believes they will find one of the dark objects. Because of the perilous nature of the journey, Dumbledore makes Harry promise that he will do whatever it takes to save himself – no matter what.

Also debuting today is an all-new Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince app that is available for free on the Apple App Store at www.itunes.com/appstore/. Fans can interact with an authentic recreation of Dumbledore’s Pensieve – a device that allows them to view memories by unlocking Memory Vials to explore the vast assortment of official film content that appears in the Pensieve including: videos, posters, character information; and much more. They can insert themselves and their friends into a Wanted Poster or the Daily Prophet by using the iPhone camera or uploading a photo from their album on to an iPod touch.

Additionally available is a special Harry Potter Retrospective clip, which gives fans a chance to relive the magic of years one through five.

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Whether you just need a refresher course or are finding yourself woefully behind in the pop culture department, Hollywood Blvd. is hosting a five-day Harry Potter Film Festival to get the masses ready for the latest film depiction of J.K. Rowling's beloved literary series. "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" opens across the nation July 15, and Potter fans throughout the country probably have the date written in their calendars in giant, red lettering. But five films came before this latest installment, and here's a chance to see them all on the big screen. For free. The festival hosts one film per day, and it's first come, first serves. So grab your Hogwarts robes, and nab a spot early. 4 p.m. (doors open at 3 p.m.) Friday-Tuesday, Hollywood Blvd., 1001 W. 75th St., Woodridge. Free; 630-427-1880 or atriptothemovies.com.

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Miley Cyrus: Too Young For "Hooker Boots"?

  • Jul. 10th, 2009 at 2:00 PM
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Oops! She did it again. Miley Cyrus has stirred up controversy with another raunchy magazine photo shoot. This time, the 16-year-old has traded the bed-head, sheet-wrapped look of her Vanity Fair photos for tight cleavage-boosting leather on the cover of Elle magazine, alongside the declaration that "she's not a kid anymore." Inside the August issue she's pictured reclining on a table wearing sexy thigh-high "hooker boots," as one blogger put it. Just as with the Annie Leibovitz shots of last year, some folks are downright apoplectic. So begins yet another chapter in our tome of hypocrisy toward young female sexuality.

The outrage has so little to do with her being sexualized and everything to do with the way she's being sexualized. We're all too happy to see her clad in a girly frock and schoolgirl socks -- however, black thigh-high boots, and a black pushup bra? Horrors, that's a child! But in both cases she's an eroticized 16-year-old celebrity who has been very successfully marketed and sold to the masses. It's the straightforwardness of the sexual imagery in the Elle photos that trips our cultural inappropriateness alarm. Instead of sexualizing her childlike innocence and naiveté, it pictures her as a sexually motivated and experienced teenager (similar to the apparently outrageous bedsheet photo). Miley has crossed that fine cultural line between sexy purity and sexiness that is actually sexual.

It's like we've burst in on her in the dressing room of Victoria's Secret while she's practicing seductive poses in the mirror; she's gone for everything lacy and black and tight, the most overwrought and obvious sexual signaling available. Or, as Salon's Sarah Hepola exclaimed to me: "Those are the boots of a 38-year-old woman in midlife crisis!" That isn't to tease her -- hell, who hasn't been there and done that? Girls often strut down the runway to womanhood dressed as a caricature of adult sexuality, stumbling and tugging at ill-fitting clothes and errant bra straps as they go. Unlike Miley, though, most of us are lucky enough to not have it broadcast for, and sold to, the whole of America.

My first reaction to the photos wasn't horror or outrage, I simply thought: I hope she's ready for what the world has in store for her. After all, the special word so often reserved for the accidentally sexy schoolgirl who starts actively and boldly embracing her sexuality? Slut.

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I know this pic has been posted before, but I thought this was kind of an interesting article. I don't know, I think that  all the things that she does (like taking provocative pictures of herself) wouldn't be as overblown if the image that she represents and markets wasn't such a contradiction to all the things she does.

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WUT???

  • Jul. 10th, 2009 at 5:37 PM
Poll #1428011
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

"Stereotypes are meant to be entertaining."

View Answers

Y
3 (9.1%)

N
30 (90.9%)



Oh, and since it's Friday and someone will miss it, the "?" is in the title.
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Via Marc Ambinder, check out this e-mail from McCain campaign aide Nicolle Wallace to Sarah Palin, dated October 4, 2008 -- before Palin's infamous "palling around with terrorists" attack line:

Governor and Team:

rick [Davis], Steve [Schmidt] and I suggest the following attack from the new york times. If you are comfortable, please deliver the attack as written. Please do not make any changes to the below without approval from steve or myself because precision is crucial in our ability to introduce this.

The line they suggested:

This is not a man who sees American as you and I do -- as the greatest force for good in the world. This is someone who sees America as imperfect enough to pal around with terrorists who targeted their own country.

Here's the line Palin delivered:

Our opponent ... is someone who sees America, it seems, as being so imperfect, imperfect enough, that he's palling around with terrorists who would target their own country. This is not a man who sees America as you see America and as I see America.

Ambinder got his hands on the e-mails from an advance copy of a new book on the 2008 campaign by Dan Balz and Haynes Johnson of The Washington Post.

This seems sure to spark another blaze between Palin's defenders -- who will claim this as a vindication, that she is in fact a loyal Republican teamplayer -- and her detractors, who have tried to pin John McCain's loss on her shoulders.

At the end of the day, Palin still must take responsibility for delivering the line, but it's valuable to know that she wasn't going rogue -- she was following orders from the HQ. She deserves all the grief she's gotten for delivering the line, but so to do John McCain and the GOP operatives who ran his campaign.


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Golly, it seems like eons ago, but checking up on it, it was less than forty-eight hours ago that I wrote this:

Needless to say, for the NRSC and the Republicans in Washington, Kirk is preferable to whatever second-string state legislator the party could have persuaded to run.

Turns out, the veracity of that statement can now be called into question:

Illinois Rep. Mark Kirk (R) will not run for the open seat of Sen. Roland Burris (D) in 2010, a stunning reversal from just 48 hours ago when Kirk signaled to National Republican Senatorial Committee Chairman John Cornyn (Texas) that he would make the race.

Kirk's decision...followed a meeting of the Illinois Republican congressional delegation on Thursday in which his colleagues refused to back Kirk in a primary against Illinois Republican Party Chairman Andy McKenna due, in large part, to his vote in favor of President Barack Obama's climate change bill.

So, to recap: Kirk's own House colleagues, whom he has worked alongside for the better part of a decade, were unwilling to stand by him because he sided with the President ONCE. Kirk dutifully joined the party of NO on the stimulus, badmouthed the President to the Chinese, and voted against the budget.

Not good enough. He had one brief moment of independence. And in the Republican Party, even in a blue state like Illinois where occasional apostasy from the GOP party line might be a prerequisite, independence is not to be tolerated.

This is stunning, because Kirk seemed to be the GOP's only chance at political redemption here. With Lisa Madigan out of the mix, Kirk was a Republican whose occasional bipartisanship (and it is only occasional) might have kept him close to the Democratic nominee. Recent polling bore this out: Kirk might not have been leading presumptive Democratic frontrunner Alexi Giannoulias, but he was either tied or slightly trailing. Within striking distance.

This incessant Republican crusade for absolute and total ideological purity is an awesome sight to behold. When your polling numbers are circling the drain, and 72% of voters have a negative opinion of your party, one might not expect such insistence on strict adherence to a thoroughly rejected political worldview.

Alas, for Mark Kirk, it was not to be so. Now, Andy McKenna, a former state chairman of the Illinois GOP, will be the almost certain nominee against Giannoulias (or, alternatively, one of the other host of Democrats eyeing the race). Kirk's loss is certainly the Democratic Party's gain.

It is mystifying to think, of course, that the Illinois GOP has deluded itself into thinking that it was also in THEIR party's best interests.

UPDATE (1:37 PM PT): Cilizza is now walking his report back, but only a little bit:

Although Kirk has already told several national Republicans today that he will not run for the Senate, there is an ongoing effort now to convince him to re-think that decision, according to several sources close to the discussions.

(hat tip: NU Fan)


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EAST VILLAGE—A couple weeks back we heard that rising design superstars Sixx Design—aka the Novorgratz clan—would be designing a 3,000-square-foot duplex atop a new East Village townhouse at 238 East 4th Street (between Avenues A and B), expected to hit the market at $4 million. We recently stopped by the site, former home to a one-story commercial building (it was purchased in May '08 for $3.5 million, and noticed construction of the six-story, 25-foot-wide house is well underway. The owner, design writer Sue Hosteler, plans to live on the first four floors. [CurbedWire Staff]

GOWANUS—A Whole Foods rep chimes in with a comment on yesterday's news that the grocery store is abandoning its long-stalled plans to open a market on Third Avenue: "Contrary to this story, Whole Foods Market continues to pursue plans for a future store at the Gowanus site in Brooklyn. Our spokesperson’s statement that we have 'no immediate plans' to open a store DOES NOT mean that we are not actively progressing towards plans for development. Since the fall, we have been working to identify potential development partners for a Brooklyn store. In making these plans, nothing has been finalized and we can’t provide extra details yet, but we'll let everybody know when there are further developments to report." [CurbedWire Inbox]

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Still Writing This Chapter of Bush II

  • Jul. 10th, 2009 at 8:39 PM

Spencer Ackerman is plowing through the joint IGs' report on domestic surveillance that was just released. Among the conclusions he's finding in the report: most leads secured by the secret surveillance program were determined not to have any connection to terrorism and -- surprise!--then-Attorney General Alberto Gonzales' July 2007 testimony to Congress about the surveillance program was "confusing, inaccurate, and ... had the effect of misleading."

In addition to detailing how the White House (read: Cheney) basically turned John Yoo into a one-man OLC, the report also explains how the White House (Cheney again?) directed the CIA to provide the factual underpinnings to the President's "legal" authorizations. Again no surprise, but let's note for the record that this whole operation was run from the very top.

Late Update: Another aspect of this also has Cheney's fingerprints all over it: Once DOJ began objecting to the program (that is, once anyone beyond Yoo at DOJ learned of it), those objections were kept from President Bush by White House staff, at least according to Bush.



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Japan and Disney collide again!

  • Jul. 10th, 2009 at 5:31 PM
I just found out that Disney is going to be bringing the Japanese movie "Ponyo" to theaters this year. Even though it was made by Hayao Miyazaki, the creator of Mononoke Hime and Spirited Away, I was extremely disappointed with Ponyo. While it was cute, it was still dumb as hell.  So much so I actually consider it one of his worst films so far (I've only watched his stuff from '84 on)  I'm actually really curious to see if Disney will end up improving it, instead of destroying it like so many other movies.

Has anyone watched it yet (original), or plan to see it redone in theaters? I can't believe I'm actually vouching for Disney...
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Wankers Divided

  • Jul. 10th, 2009 at 8:52 PM
Good News.

A band of 22 New Democrat and Blue Dog lawmakers say they support a “robust” government-run health plan, boosting chances of moving healthcare reform with a public insurance plan through the House.


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A quick roundup of news links related to the ongoing violent clashes in China's Xinjiang region between Han Chinese and ethnic Uighurs (who consider the region a sovereign nation - in many respects, the conflict is similar to that of Tibet.)

♦ Image above, from an extensive Boston Globe photo-essay which contains some graphic content: "An ethnic Uighur woman looks out the window of an apartment one day after Han Chinese mobs attacked the compound in Urumqi, China on Wednesday, July 8, 2009. (AP Photo/Ng Han Guan)"

♦ From China's state mouthpiece, People's Daily, calls to "punish Facebook" (I'm visualizing stern, uniformed Communist party officials publicly spanking Zuckerberg). Snip: "Over 90 percent of (...) netizens said that 'Xinjiang independence' activists, carrying out this type of 'online activity' severely violates China's national interests and agreed that Facebook should immediately shut down the 'Xinjiang independence" online group."

Xinhua would like you to know that everything is "normal again" in the capital city of Urumqi, and that people are happily wandering the streets in search of watermelon, kebabs, and eggplant.

Reuters: "Turkish Prime Minister Tayyip Erdogan said Friday genocide was being committed in China's northwest province of Xinjiang and called on Chinese authorities to intervene to prevent more deaths."

CSM on China's savvier media strategy: "Taking a cue from Western PR tactics, Beijing moved away from trying to block coverage altogether - and was benefited by doing so."

♦ A report filed nearly 10 years ago by Rebecca MacKinnon, then CNN's Beijing bureau chief: "Rumblings of discontent among ethnic Muslims on China's Asian frontier"

NYT reports the crackdown now extends to mosques: "Chinese authorities banned prayer gatherings at mosques here on Friday, the principal day of prayer for Muslims, as security officials tried to prevent further ethnic violence in the Xinjiang region."

(most links in this post via Rebecca MacKinnon)



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During the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan, an incident occured in which hundreds or thousands of Taliban POWs were killed by a warlord supported by the US.

Bush administration officials repeatedly thwarted efforts to investigate the mass killing, according to American officials and human rights groups. The warlord responsible, Abdul Rashid Dostum (shown above while campaigning for president in 2004), still retains a high position within the Afghan government. How (and if) the Obama administration will deal with ongoing calls for an investigation remains to be seen. Snip from NYT article today by James Risen:

American officials had been reluctant to pursue an investigation -- sought by officials from the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the State Department, the Red Cross and other human rights groups -- because the warlord, Gen. Abdul Rashid Dostum, was on the payroll of the Central Intelligence Agency and his militia worked closely with United States Special Forces in 2001, several officials said. They said the United States also worried about undermining the American-supported Karzai government, in which General Dostum has served as a defense official.

"At the White House, nobody said 'no' to an investigation, but nobody ever said 'yes,' either," said Pierre Prosper, the former war crimes ambassador for the United States. "The first reaction of everybody there was 'Oh, this is a sensitive issue. This is a touchy issue politically.' " It is not clear how -- or if -- the Obama administration will address the issue. But in recent weeks, State Department officials have quietly tried to thwart General Dostum's reappointment as military chief of staff to the president, according to several senior officials, and suggested that the administration may not be hostile to an inquiry.

U.S. Said to Have Averted Inquiry Into '01 Afghan Killings (New York Times)

Incidentally: Wikipedia says Mr. Dostum is also known as "Heavy D, and D-Diddy," and links to a subscribers-only National Geographic article as proof.

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3D Radiology images

  • Jul. 10th, 2009 at 1:40 PM
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The Stanford University School of Medicine has a fascinating Flickr stream, including a collection of mystery medical history photos that I posted about several months ago. Most recently, they added a small set of interesting images from their 3D Radiology Lab. Above: "3D frontal view of teeth with braces overlaid on 2D human mandible. The wisdom teeth (upper right and left) have not yet penetrated the gums." Below left: "The lumbar region of the spine with surgically implanted hardware." From the 3D Radiology Set description:
Spineeeeemriiii-3 The Stanford Radiology 3D Imaging Laboratory uses computed tomography and Magnetic Resonance imaging data to create three-dimensional images of the human body. Individual CT and MR scans of the body are taken around a single axis that are stacked and rendered using complex computer algorithms to create a three-dimensional volume of data. The images produced from this data can be manipulated on-screen to provide doctors with unique interior perspectives of the human body for diagnosing and treating patients. Each month the lab produces nearly 20,000 images.
3D Radiology

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D.C. is the capital of many things, not just Virginia. For instance, it’s a major destination for senseless violence, and it’s also a “must-visit” for any tourist looking to snag a little “Capitol Hill Dome,” in exchange for a crack pebble. Yes, this is a miserable city. But sometimes — not often, but now and then — something magic happens. Like when three transvestites mug a woman, and then use her credit card to buy panties at Victoria’s Secret. Oh wait, this happened in Fredericksburg. Nevermind. [Washington Examiner] (more…)

  • Allow us to pin a ribbon to your tunic, DCist, for you have displayed great diligence in your endeavor to obtain pictures of the Real World cast, pictures you probably lifted from Alex Kozinski’s website, but whatever. Just remember: you may have won this battle, but the website with the first photographs of a Love Sack wins the war. [DCist]
  • Zounds! Not all red-badge-wearers are Hill interns! Some are “unshaven” contractors that make “at least twice as much” as staffers do. Wasn’t Blackwater disbanded? Scandal! [Spotted: DC Interns AND CONTRACTORS]
  • A question for the bookworms who took AP Soviet History in high school: what did Stalin do just days before ordering his ice axe assassins to murder FDR? If you answered, “He closed all the golf courses,” you get college credit. Get outraged, Montgomery County! [Washington Examiner]
  • Bike Harassment. It’s real. [Holla Back DC]
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Thursdayington, July Nintheth. Sky Princess Peggington Noonington, famous to children for her sparkling, weekly collection-of-paragraphs in the Wall Street Journal business pamphlet, looks at the Street, 100 miles beneath her Park Avenue Penthouse. She seeth seven Motorcars velocitating through an Intersection of Roads, but no Mexicans. (One time, Peggy Noonan saw a Mexican.) Seven, an odd number: it meaneth, “Tonightington, I disliketh Sarah Palin, the Wolf-Childe, in my Writings of Politick.” Snort ye line of pepper and typeth, Peggington, for those who dareth Read.

Which is to say that Peggy Noonan’s column this week “makes fun of Trig Palin for having Down Syndrome,” in Internet jargon — in English, this translates to “criticizes Sarah Palin.” It’s a feisty, determined Madame we have this week. Perhaps, as scholar David Denby would put it, Peggy Noonan is a woman and Sarah Palin is a woman and one does not like the other, because of Vaginas?

So terse today, anywho! More Brooklyn than Britain, one might sayington, w/r/t the two places Peggy Noonan was born, simultaneously:

In television interviews she was out of her depth in a shallow pool. She was limited in her ability to explain and defend her positions, and sometimes in knowing them. She couldn’t say what she read because she didn’t read anything. She was utterly unconcerned by all this and seemed in fact rather proud of it: It was evidence of her authenticity. She experienced criticism as both partisan and cruel because she could see no truth in any of it. She wasn’t thoughtful enough to know she wasn’t thoughtful enough. Her presentation up to the end has been scattered, illogical, manipulative and self-referential to the point of self-reverence. “I’m not wired that way,” “I’m not a quitter,” “I’m standing up for our values.” I’m, I’m, I’m.

In another age it might not have been terrible, but here and now it was actually rather horrifying.

More (-ington):

What she is, is a seemingly very nice middle-class girl with ambition, appetite and no sense of personal limits.

“She’s not Ivy League, that’s why her rise has been thwarted! She represented the democratic ideal that you don’t have to go to Harvard or Brown to prosper, and her fall represents a failure of egalitarianism.” This comes from intellectuals too. They need to be told something. Ronald Reagan went to Eureka College. Richard Nixon went to Whittier College, Joe Biden to the University of Delaware. Sarah Palin graduated in the end from the University of Idaho, a school that happily notes on its Web site that it’s included in U.S. News and World Report’s top national schools survey. They need to be told, too, that the first Republican president was named “Abe,” and he went to Princeton and got a Fulbright. Oh wait, he was an impoverished backwoods autodidact!

America doesn’t need Sarah Palin to prove it was, and is, a nation of unprecedented fluidity. Her rise and seeming fall do nothing to prove or refute this.

“The elites hate her.” The elites made her. It was the elites of the party, the McCain campaign and the conservative media that picked her and pushed her. The base barely knew who she was. It was the elites, from party operatives to public intellectuals, who advanced her and attacked those who said she lacked heft. She is a complete elite confection. She might as well have been a bonbon.

“She makes the Republican Party look inclusive.” She makes the party look stupid, a party of the easily manipulated.

“She shows our ingenuous interest in all classes.” She shows your cynicism.

“Now she can prepare herself for higher office by studying up, reading in, boning up on the issues.” Mrs. Palin’s supporters have been ordering her to spend the next two years reflecting and pondering. But she is a ponder-free zone. She can memorize the names of the presidents of Pakistan, but she is not going to be able to know how to think about Pakistan. Why do her supporters not see this? Maybe they think “not thoughtful” is a working-class trope!

“The media did her in.” Her lack of any appropriate modesty did her in. Actually, it’s arguable that membership in the self-esteem generation harmed her. For 30 years the self-esteem movement told the young they’re perfect in every way. It’s yielding something new in history: an entire generation with no proper sense of inadequacy.

BAM BAM BAMMINGTON, SMACK, you’re nuts, Noonan, you’re nuts! Ha ha ha such an awesome column; too bad she will get sued by Meg Stapleton, on Twitter. THE CHILD HAS SPECIAL NEEDS, PEGGY.

A Farewell to Harms [WSJ]

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Jul. 10th, 2009

  • 5:29 PM
Jesus Christ, why does Lifetime have a Natalee Holloway movie? Is her mom totally milking it or is there some legitimate aspect of this I'm missing?

Who do you wish would shut the fuck up and stop clinging desperately to the spotlight?

What's the last thing that made you go "wat"?
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Jul. 10th, 2009

  • 5:24 PM
do you know any old people that do crazy things because they are old or cause they are not all there anymore? will you tell me the story?

my best friends grandfather has Alzheimers and he asked his wife if she "wants to get raped" they put him in the hospital and he then freaked out cause he thought he was on vacation and he had no money to pay the tab.. i couldnt help but lol but its kinda sad actually :(
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Friday afternoons seem to be bringing good news for Democrats.

Just when it looked like Republicans had some momentum in their battle to gain ground in the 2010 United States Senate elections comes word from the Washington Post's Chris Cillizza that Mark Kirk, a moderate Republican who represents Illinois' 10th Congressional District in Suburban Chicago, will not vacate his House seat to run for the Senate:
Illinois Rep. Mark Kirk (R) will not run for the open seat of Sen. Roland Burris (D) in 2010, a stunning reversal from just 48 hours ago when Kirk signaled to National Republican Senatorial Committee Chairman John Cornyn (Texas) that he would make the race.

Kirk's decision [...] followed a meeting of the Illinois Republican congressional delegation on Thursday in which his colleagues refused to back Kirk in a primary against Illinois Republican Party Chairman Andy McKenna due, in large part, to his vote in favor of President Barack Obama's climate change bill.
Kirk had polled about evenly against Alexi Giannoulias, the most likely Democratic nominee, in an April survey conducted by Public Policy Polling. As I've stated before, I think Kirk would ultimately be a slight underdog in that race, as most of the undecideds in that poll were Democrats or independents and as Giannoulias is a reasonably formidable candidate. But clearly, Kirk would have at least a significant chance of claiming Barack Obama's old seat for Republicans, whereas a generic Republican like McKenna would seem to have almost none. If Kirk is out -- and Cillizza cautions that there are efforts being made to get him to reconsider -- the Republicans' chances of winning the seat goes from perhaps 35-40 percent to 5-10 percent.

Kirk has split his vote on the two most important measures that the the House has considered to date, voting against Barack Obama's stimulus package (as, of course, every House Republican did) but for Henry Waxman's climate bill. He is a moderate Republican, and he probably has to be given the parameters of his district, which has a PVI of D+6. While that PVI number slightly overstates the difficulty that Republicans face in this district -- wealthy, suburban districts like IL-10 tend to be relatively more red in Congressional elections than in Presidential ones -- this is not someone who can afford to be a bible-thumping, party-line conservative, especially if he goes on to represent the entire state of Illinois, which is three points more liberal than Kirk's district alone.

By no means is it always the case that every time a party is sacrificing electability for ideological fealty, it is making a mistake. In Florida, for instance, I have argued that Republicans supporting Marco Rubio rather than Charlie Crist are taking a perfectly justifiable risk: the ideological distance between the candidates is large, and Florida is conservative enough that Rubio would probably still be at least even-money to get elected against a frankly fairly weak Democratic field. Illinois, though, is 10 points to Florida's left, and the Democratic nominee there should ultimately be pretty strong.

It's also possible, of course, that there's something further behind this story. Kirk waffled for a long time on whether to enter the Senate race, only doing so earlier this week when Illinois AG Lisa Madigan said that she wouldn't. Perhaps he's worried about the risk he'd be taking in giving up his House seat to run for the Senate. Although there have been a few cases where a candidate won back his House seat after losing an election for the Senate -- Tennessee's Jim Cooper is one such example -- in most cases losing one's incumbency advantage plus being branded with the "loser" label has proven to be difficult to overcome, and running a losing race for the Senate is often a career-ender. It's also possible that Kirk wouldn't want to open up his personal and professional life to the sort of scrutiny it would face in a Senate run, as these things can get fairly nasty in Illinois.

The whole story, indeed, is a little bit strange. Why should Kirk particularly care what a lightweight like McKenna thinks about him when he'll presumably have the enthusiastic backing of John Cornyn and the NRSC? We'll simply have to wait and see whether there's anything more to develop. For the time being, however, this race looks like something of a casualty of the Republican leadership and tactical vacuum and would be a significant opportunity bypassed.
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The Reader- Bernhard Schlink



Since our nights together on the trip, I had longed every night to feel her next to me, to curl up next against her, my stomach against her behind and my chest against her back, to rest my hand on her breasts, to reach out for her when I woke up in the night, find her, push my leg over her legs, and press my face against her shoulder.

Sometimes I tried to tell myself that it wasn't her I had seen. How could I be sure it was her when I hadn't been able to make out her face? If it had been been her, wouldn't I have had to recognise her face? So couldn't I be sure it wasn't her at all?
But I knew it was her. She stood and looked - and it was too late.

But at a certain point the memory of her stopped accompanying me wherever I went. She stayed behind, the way a city stays behind as a train pulls out of the station. It's there, somewhere behind you, and you could go back and make sure of it. But why should you?
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Bruno on KTLA Morning News Today

  • Jul. 10th, 2009 at 1:50 PM
Sam interviewed Bruno which was hillarious. Shame bitchass Universal didn't allow the Who's your favorite Jonas brother and why question to be asked.


KTLA
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Jul. 10th, 2009

  • 5:09 PM
Just so you know, I've googled this a lot and I can't find it.

I'm trying to remember the name of a Disney movie I saw a long time ago.
Here's the plot:
There are some rich white boys in an all boys white private school in the south during segregation. One white boy becomes good friends with a neighborhood black boy but then he gets in trouble and gets beat up because of it. The school is famous for its boys choir and all of the boys are excellent singers. The black and white boy share their types of music with each other and learn from each other. In the end, the black boy is allowed to sing the solo to Schubert's Serenade with the boys choir. What is the name of this movie?

EDIT: Nevermind, I got the answer, thanks!
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Jul. 10th, 2009

  • 5:08 PM
So my SO is currently installing Fallout 3 onto his computer, i.e. one of his favorite video games ever. This means that I likely won't see him at all tonight as he will be holed up in front of his computer oblivious to the world around him. Which should I drink tonight - my bottle of peach wine or my bottle of raspberry wine - since I won't have anything better to do?

What are YOU doing tonight?
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Jul. 10th, 2009

  • 5:09 PM
Inspired by watching my little sister make Easy Mac:



Do you eat macaroni with a spoon or a fork?
She used a fork, and while I never really eat macaroni, I would assume that I'd use a spoon for it.
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Free NYC: where can I find it?

  • Jul. 10th, 2009 at 5:05 PM
I remember someone posting about this a while back, I just don't know if anyone has posted one recently.

This was a PDF of all free events in the city during the summer. Does anyone know where I can find it?

I tried looking for it in the tags and on the posts, and i couldn't find them.

Thanks in advance.


Gelo
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Deciding to sell, but not die.

  • Jul. 10th, 2009 at 1:48 PM
Champions of Reversible Destiny, architects Arakawa + Gins believe that people die because they're too comfortable. Having lost their life savings through Bernie Madoff, their bewildering East Hampton Bioscleave house - and, presumably, immortality - can now be yours for only $4million. [via the always awesome It's lovely! I'll take it!]
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